Funny and Random Facts About Us.

I think it is very healthy to laugh at yourself, and enjoy those moments that once haunted you. Therefore, (with Dover's permission) I have created a list of Funny and Random Facts About Us. Enjoy!

One time, when dating, I smacked Dover...and he smacked me back! LOL.

Our dog passes gas every time she sits down or stretches (loudly).

I actually like being the classic 'wife at home'. (like old TV shows)

Dover listens to books in the car.

When I was pregnant, Dover spilled a whole coke on me at a restaurant...then spilled another minutes later.

I am amazed by people who can sit still and/or be quiet. (I desire that quality.)

Dover has terrible grammar-really, really bad grammar.

I once thought Alaska was next to Hawaii, like on the map. (seriously, I know this is REALLY bad!)

Dover used to fling his wrists when he ran in football. LOL

I may be a little bit OCD.

When dating, I pulled up to a stop sign. Dover took a sip of his drink (orange Sunkist)....and I purposely floored the gas. He only spilled a little on himself, but he then threw the whole drink on me...inside my new purple camaro!

We have been dating since high-school. Friends since 7th grade.

I won a softball state championship in high school. (and runner-up twice) -Quite the jock.

I still have all 350+ notes that Dover wrote me in middle school and high school.

Dover backed out of the garage...with the garage door down. (last year)

I rush to fix my hair and makeup before Dover gets home.

I recently told a pregnant mom that "boys are best"...in front of her daughter. (seriously, I have got to think before I speak!)

I once backed into my (now) mother-in-law's car...and fled the scene! For the record, I was sixteen and I knew it hadn't damaged her car. I confessed (crying hysterically) within thirty minutes.

Dover tripped over a sprinkler on campus (at work) in front of four students this week.